dropitlikeitshussie:

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case

a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family. i had to pee really bad so we pulled into a subway parking lot and i ran in, also to get cookies for us so i wouldn’t just be rudely using the bathroom and ditching. when i came out of the bathroom these three really hot police officers were sitting near the beginning of the line and another one was in the line in front of me. i am pretty easily intimidated by attractive people, so i just quietly stood in line behind him. once i was done i went to grab a couple of napkins and i didn’t want to pipe up that one of them was in my way so i awkwardly coughed to catch his attention. one of the guys sitting down kind of snickered at me and was like “he doesn’t bite you know” and the guy in the way TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AND MADE THIS FLIRTY GROWLING NOISE AT ME and i fucking SQUEAKED and apologized and walked out of there so quickly my face was so red

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^{“Yes, yes,” said the Beast, “my heart is good, but still I am a monster.”}

^{“Among mankind,” says Beauty, “there are many that deserve that name more than you, and I prefer you, just as you are, to those, who, under a human form, hide a treacherous, corrupt, and ungrateful heart.”}

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chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

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fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

Permanent Stain by Backstreet Boys.

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paln-k:

heartofdisney:

thelostdisneyprincess:

whycantiholdallthesefeels:

#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud

basically the only thing that doesn’t apply is when she said “of course you can go straight”

Idk if it’s cause it’s late.. But I heard sexual innuendos.. 

This is just… lololololololol

she gets so happy, good for her!

thatfunnyblog:

this should’ve been the movie poster

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mal5341:

mitigatedwrath:

Save it

NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON

Is that Regina Mills at Disneyworld?

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